As Fat as Mars

“So Dad, we have to be careful not to eat too, too much,” my eldest daughter tells me.

Wait a second, I think. We can’t be having weight issues at five years of age.

“Well…” I start.

She interrupts. “Because if we eat too, too much then we’ll get too, too big and our heads will go into outer space and then we won’t be able to see our feet anymore. That’s why.”


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  • loobylou September 27, 2008, 11:53 am

    Hi charlie! loving the blogs, they are very funny! and i can just hear a certain lady making that very comment!

  • quirkster September 30, 2008, 4:39 pm

    Thats the craziest thing i ever heard, we all know your feet grow too!!



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