“So Dad, we have to be careful not to eat too, too much,” my eldest daughter tells me.
Wait a second, I think. We can’t be having weight issues at five years of age.
“Well…” I start.
She interrupts. “Because if we eat too, too much then we’ll get too, too big and our heads will go into outer space and then we won’t be able to see our feet anymore. That’s why.”