Take it easy when driving the streets of Buenos Aires and pedestrians will thank you. And motorists? Well, they'll say something rather curt.
Is the traffic too heavy? Get out of your car and walk or drive through a wall. Or take up tai chi and ride the subway. Your choice.
Want a quick-ass car wash? Drive over the Arse Speed Wash and drive around town. There are funny things to see.
Our apartment building in Recoleta, Buenos Aires decided we were no good because we have a dog. A dog! So we're bailing.
This is the third time that my neighbors have decided they don't like me. Fight or move away?
We left a good life at the beach for the urban rat race. I have a nagging feeling that we should never have left our coastal paradise.